From: Anonymous
To: The Bride and Groom
Subject: I want to tell you something...
You're not enjoying the johnsy.com experience as it was intended with colours, fonts, layout and stuff!
May I recommend a newer graphical browser, perhaps? Mozilla, Netscape, Opera and Internet Explorer should work without too many problems. I'm a Firefox Man, myself! I see you prefer "CCBot/1.0 (+http://www.commoncrawl.org/bot.html)". --paj